***************** Scene -- a Ensigns' bedroom with Ensigns Redshirt and CrimsonTunic sitting on the beds. Commander Scribonia: (on com) Jiapa, yaz, Speaker for the Dead and Ananda, and Ensign Redshirt, report to the transporter room. Redshirt: Shit! That call was for me. Now I get to go out and bleed all over again. Every single episode, it's the same thing. It's really a shame they got that transporter memory thing working. I'm getting tired of being converted into a plant or something and then being brought back just the way I was. CrimsonTunic: Lucky me.I don't have to go this time. I guess they only needed one victim. Redshirt: Aw, blow it out your ass. They'll get you next. Commander Scribonia (from communicator) Also Ensign CrimsonTunic, report to the transporter room as well. Redshirt: Bwah-ha-ha. You're gonna get toasted too. I bet you bite it first. CrimsonTunic: I'll bet you a drink in Ten Forward you get toasted first. Redshirt: You're on. Let's go. ****************
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