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Some year-end best and worst listings provoked the following
brief discussion of holiday music, compiling a Letterman-style countdown
with Wikipedia and other links for my favorites. Often, one song per
entry wasn't enough; and then one list wasn't enough.
- 10
The Little Drummer Boy and We Three Kings by Greg Miner
a versatile musician my brother discovered who multi-tracked a couple of
Christmas disks with a variety of string instruments, some exotic. In
this case, the Drummer Boy is Indian, with sitars & etc while the
Three Kings are middle Eastern.
- 9
Blue
Christmas b/w Santa Claus is Back in Town - because it jus' ain't
Christmas without a little Elvis.
- 8
The
Christmas Song aka Chestnuts Roasting, by Nat 'King' Cole.
- 7
Silver Bells,
because I'm a city boy and a child of the 50s. Tied with Perry Como's
It's
Beginning to Look Lot Like Christmas.
- 6
Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) and Winter
Wonderland by Darlene Love off Phil
Spector's Christmas Gift to You. Actually, Winter Wonderland (like Let
It Snow) is one of the traditionals appreciated in almost any form (see
below). Also off this record, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa
Claus, by the Ronettes.
- 5
Have
Yourself a Merry Little Christmas with Judy Garland singing the 1944
lyrics, thinking of WWII... Until then, we'll have to muddle through somehow (from
Meet Me In St. Louis)
- 4
Medley: Let
It Snow-Count Our Blessings-We Wish You a Merry Christmas by the
Ray Conniff Singers, from their second Christmas album, the middle tune
so incredibly superior to Bing's listless original in his lame "White
Christmas" movie. Also, their rendition of
Ring
Christmas Bells aka Carol of the Bells.
- 3
Sleigh
Ride by Leroy Anderson. For more wintry orchestral, not so
light: Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker, the Complete ballet (because the Suite
leaves out too much.)
- 2
Jingle
Bell Rock by Bobby Helms. Repeated listenings over the years have
convinced me this little ditty is one of the most perfect rock'n'roll
songs ever. First recorded in 1957, that incredible year; once ubiquitous
on Top 40 radio, not heard near as much now. Serve with Brenda Lee, Rockin'
Around the Christmas Tree.
And finally,
the mellow, jazzy anodyne to all the usual holiday music,
the number one Christmas record is
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A
Charlie Brown Christmas by the Vince Guaraldi Trio.
Additional notes on favorite music of the winter solstice
Twelve traditional melodies, essential, but without any definitive recording:
- Adeste Fidelis
- Caroling, Caroling (by Alfred Burt)
- Do you Hear what I Hear?
- Gloria, Hoseanna in Excelcis
- Good King Wenceslas
- God Rest, Ye Merry Gentlemen
- Hark the Herald Angels Sing
- Here we go a-Caroling (the Wassail song)
- Il est né, le divin Enfant!
- It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
O ye, beneath life's crushing load
Whose forms are bending low
- O Holy Night
- O Little Town of Bethleham
Among the many novelty songs and curios, honorable mentions for
Snoopy's
Christmas by the Royal Guardsmen, plus Ringle, Ringle and
The Lord's Bright Blessing from
Mr Magoo's
Christmas Carol.
And what about the least favorites? Definitely the barking
dogs/Jingle Bells. Grandma getting run over by Reindeer sounds
a) stupid and b) so mean-spirited that even though I've
never heard it, I hate it. The Chipmunks? Possibly. Don't like the
dirges of Band-Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas nor John's earlier
Merry Xmas (War is Over) (which sounds too much like the Jamaica song).
Anything with singing children is cringeworthy and I could do without
Santa Baby but the absolute worst?
All
I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth which should be long
forgotten -- but instead, seems to be a Chinese favorite. I was
once driven quite mad in Hong Kong, when the girl behind
the counter sang along when this song came around on the
shop's holiday music loop. And lest we forget: (shudder)
the Grinch song
Research into these lists reveal the Cocteau Twins (and
Dylan!) have recorded Winter Wonderland; and Diana Krall,
Count
Your Blessings Instead of Sheep. I'd like to hear these.
One final note -- it seems Sleigh Ride, Let It Snow and 'Chestnuts'
were all written on sweltering hot summer days. Happy New Year!
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