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Last night I
crossed a line - I gave out my credit-card number for the first time, over
the Internet! Made a small CD purchase - not with the powerhouse CD-Now, but
with their upstart competition, CD Universe. Let's hope it works out.
When
I previously
discussed the troubles I have in public restrooms, I mentioned my
disapproval of conversation therein, especially at the urinal. "There's
two kinds of people in the world: Those who talk in elevators
and those who stare at the numbers."
<1> A long time
ago I got the (silly) notion that conversation in the men's room, of
any type, might be construed as a homosexual come-on. I'm sure some
men find this notion utterly ridiculous, and others agree. The logical
extension of the latter attitude can be found in The Caves Of
Steel, where Isaac Asimov describes a future where everyone on
Earth lives in hive-like cities, and the shared restrooms are called
the Personal. Women talk among themselves in their Personal, but in
the men's it's different. The story's main character is a detective
named Lije. He's been assigned a robot-partner, R. Daneel, who can
pass for human. This robot was built off-world with superior technology,
where customs are different - robots are feared on Earth, yet nobody
would expect one as human-appearing as Daneel. At one point they're
going into the Men's Personal - Lije says "And listen, don't talk to
anybody and don't look at anybody. Not a word, not a glance! It's a custom."
It's a projection into the future that I find easy to believe.
Matt Keller, the protagonist of Larry Niven's A Gift From
Earth, has a unique Talent: when he's upset he does something
to people's eyes such that they can't see him. He has the worst
adolescence because of this; whenever he feels awkward around
girls they really ignore him, and he can't figure out
why, until he learns the nature of his psionic power. Once he
learns to control it, he is able to effectively vanish. Sometimes I
think I have a similar power, only mine works on other people's
urethras - when we're lined up at the urinals in the men's room,
a situation where my bashful bladder asserts itself and I
can't "go", I can tell that some men nearby are having the same
problem and I wonder - could my stressful vibes be contagious;
could I affecting them?
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