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 I came home from work eager to log on and etc but the dialup wouldn't. So 
I lift the receiver and hear a noisy line, static. And I call PacBell and 
they won't have a guy around here until Monday! So I'm cut off for a while. 
 It occurs to me that I've been doing exactly what I got busted for in 
1985. I earned an official "Letter Of Caution", a written reprimand that 
said I "typed in excerpts from a novel and stored them online". And I'm 
still surrendering to this weird compulsion. I thought all copies 
of my files were purged, but my friend Eddie managed to save what I'd done 
(unfortunately output from a CAPS-ONLY printer), here's a summary of the 
contents of the offending file, xxxxx.MYFILE.DATA(SET1): 
I thought it would be neat to have a little bit of this sort of material stashed 
away amongst all the dry numbers and orbital data on those NASA mainframes I 
worked with. Plus it gave me something to do on grave shift, and I was really 
intrigued because I could save stuff like this, never having the ability 
to save lower-case (or any, really) text before (it was a transitional time). They gave me 
this account, said it was mine for whatever - what was I supposed to do with it?The diner scene where Dagny gets her first $ cigarette, from Atlas Shrugged
an article called "The 'Euros' Take Manhattan" by Jeffrey Hogrefe
Walker Percy's Introduction to A Confederacy of Dunces
some of the lyrics of "A Rum Tale" by Procol Harum
the first half of "February 1999: Ylla" from The Martian Chronicles
lyrics to "Hejira" by Joni Mitchell
a few paragraphs from "Fathers And Sons" by Ernest Hemingway (mashing, heinous)
two columns of lyrics: left - from "Maybe Baby", right - from "The End Of The World"
a scene in the Connecticut Ave apartment from The Winds Of War 
the scene in The Stand where the Dark Man tells Nadine his name
Chief Broom's dream from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
a story Sam Spade tells Bridget O'Shaughnessy in The Maltese Falcon
"The Fable Of The Good Lion" by Ernest Hemingway
 
 I remember that night in 1977 I slept under the stars near the Welsh 
frontier, and it grew rainy. Rather damp the next morning, I got a ride 
from a pudgy man who was delivering pies in his small lorry. He 
dropped me off in town where I went into the only place that was open, 
which turned out to be just a store, no coffee or breakfast, sorry. So I 
went back outside, followed shortly by a woman who'd been in there too 
who hailed me on the sidewalk with an "I say!" She took me back to her 
place (a house a few blocks away) where she served me not only coffee 
but eventually an entire English breakfast (toast and fried eggs, bacon 
and the stewed tomato). As I sat in the pleasant kitchen, her teenage 
daughter came downstairs, carrying a small radio which was playing 
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", softly. Then she went back upstairs. I can't 
recall what happened next. |