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 Tried to run this morning, but a pain in my foot made me stop at 
only 1/3 mile. It hurt like the plantar fascia I developed during my 
marathon training, but that was only kicking in upwards of ten miles. 
Scary. So I switched over to the no-impact Versa-Climber, with a view 
of the television (which is working again). The Tripp-Lewinski tapes 
released! BFD. Stuck in a deathly dull meeting this afternoon - a contractor (from a company 
named after a bird) made his final report about some mathematical study using 
our software. It was the usual format of a presentation of transparencies on 
the overhead projector, shown in a darkened room with commentary. At one point, 
shades of Stat or Physics class, the entire screen was occupied with an equation, 
with integrals and nth-roots and factorials, 
and I bet one person in the audience of ten could've said anything 
relevant or even coherent about the expression. This was followed 
by an endless sequence of graphs, and on each he'd indicate some point 
and state a number. Afterwards, back to our office with its still-inert 
computers (no network connectivity!) Probably have something going by tomorrow, they 
say (the office transition saga continues). 
 Yesterday a full-sized two-dimensional Fabio was delivered to our 
windowless room - someone's idea of a prank. Reminded me of a ridiculous 
tradition I eventually terminated, two jobs ago. The bubbly (she was 
Southern) manager of that group had instituted the custom: An inflated cartoon character, 
four feet tall, was bestowed upon the chosen, said "winner"s selection 
due to their just accepting (or being made to accept) some onerous but short-term 
task. It wasn't just inflated, but one of these "punch-me" toys which 
always bob upright, like a daruma 
or a very big Weeble - let's say it was Fred Flintstone. Fred would 
reside in a corner of the lucky recipient's office until, the task 
completed, he could be passed on, at which point tradition dictated 
that another decoration be affixed to the thing. He had a necktie, 
sunglasses, an athletic team's pennant, etc. I hated the whole idea, 
all aspects, especially the pseudo-ironic angle: it was presented 
with ceremony, like an award; all chuckled like they thought this was 
fun (but only to humor the bubbly manager). After she'd moved on 
to another position, a new guy received the now-ungainly object, 
just so the person who'd had it last could unload it. One Saturday morning 
I passed by the new guy's office, and saw it through the open door. 
Intent on murderous aesthetic cleansing, I entered the room, opening 
my blade. A quick thrust and Fred began to deflate, slowly, as 
I made my exit, unobserved. I can only imagine the uneasy 
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surrounding the removal of the resultant pile of dumb attachments sagging 
off the collapsed, luridly-tinted plastic.  The tradition was 
forgotten instantly - I never heard another word about it. 
 Whenever I hear about the cause of the Central American devastation, I'm 
reminded of "A Streetcar Named Desire": Brando's Stanley  bellowing 
"Miiitch!" and Karl Malden spinning around yelling "Coming!" But Mitch 
actually stays back there, where he's talking to Blanche (Vivian Leigh). 
Shortly thereafter, Stanley threw the radio out the window. 
 Caught this sad little blurb in the local paper, attributed only 
to their "wire services": 
The Royal Greenwich Observatory, Britain's oldest scientific institution, 
closed Oct. 31, victim of budget cuts. It was founded in 1675 by 
Charles II to aid navigation. In recent years its focus 
shifted to technical support for astronomers. 
No more Greenwich? How can we have "Mean Time" without Greenwich? |  |