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Listening to Garrison Keillor's opening monologue on tonight's "Prairie
Home Companion" - he's waxing poetic about dancing with his daughter,
who's less than a year old. The show was taped earlier today in Atlanta,
the town of the hour, due to the new Tom Wolfe, A Man In Full,
who's main characters live there. Also C, my old chum who lives there too,
is threatening the Bay Area with rumors of another visit via business trip,
so T and I may be entertaining him the weekend after Thanksgiving.
This morning I walked across downtown Mountain View to that
rounded flesh-colored building next to the Noodle restaurant, where I
attended traffic school. Like my previous experience <1>
with this class, something dreaded turned out to be worthwhile and almost
fun. My former instructor was a California Highway Patrolman; this one could
also issue citations but under differing circumstances: he was a health
inspector, so when things got too technical he'd through up his hands and
say "Roaches! That's what I really know about. Ask a cop." Major class
participants included a caustic, spry old woman who sold real
estate <2>; a young
guy up front with ugly chin hair; and eventually, me. Unlike the first
time the tedium of this all-day class was interrupted by the showing of
several short videos - perhaps the most interesting was one which
demonstrated the efficacy of seat belts, with cameras mounted inside
crashing cars. Its narration began "...recently in Germany..." and the
instructor elaborated by describing the drivers and passengers as convicts
who participated in order to reduce their sentences. Another video began
with a message from President Bill - the uninhibited public disrespect
shown by the class surpassed that I recall Nixon receiving in the early
1970's. He said that Americans drive more than the rest of the world combined, an
interesting (but perhaps obvious) factoid. Three other things I learned:
- Often people who call the cops about unsafe & illegal driving practices
in their neighborhoods turn out to be the very ones ticketed when the
cops finally show up
- All of the children killed by air bags either had their seatbelts on
incorrectly (the shoulder strap in the armpit deal), or we're wearing no
safety belts
- There's all kinds of "action" at the rest area out on I-280
I was disappointed that the time spent deconstructing actual driving
situations was reduced in this class; turning left over double yellow
lines and the legalities of where U-turns could be made was covered,
but nothing about how to turn left at lights <3>.
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Since its Sunday, here's seven other European cathedrals I was recently inside,
but didn't mention in my on-site journal entries:
- Frankfurter Dom
- Killiansdom, Würzburg
- Neumünster, Würzburg
- Franciscan Church, Ljubljana
- Dom St. Jakobs, Innsbruck
- Fraumünster, Zürich
- Grossmünster, Zürich
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