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My arm is painful, the same one that's been
hurting, only now it has an excuse. Yesterday I got
a flu shot, only my second, and the first in twenty
years. (The other one was for the "Swine Flu" - look
under "Bicentennial".) Like that first one, it was
free, so why not? Might help, and I hate being sick,
especially flu-ish. They were available on-base at
the Health Unit, so in I went and after signing a
couple forms they injected me, then affixed a little
round Snoopy band-aid over the puncture.
I'm shipping a box of books I never read [reed]
back to my parents' house on the East Coast. I
took it into one of those "mailbox & etc" places
in a strip mall nearby where I found the thing
weighed 70 pounds, so the price was $50! Wasn't
expecting that much. Turns out the guy
behind the counter lives next door, in my pinhead
of a resident manager's other building.
There's anguish at work, but I'm among the few unaffected. The bulk of my
co-workers are employees of a government contractor, just like me; but they
all for a different company. That company recently took over when their original
(much nicer) compnay lost the contract. Their new company is now tightening the
screws. Employees with some seniority, who get more vacation time, have just found
out (Surprise!) their time's being cut back. Way back, and they're even losing
some of their existing balances. This is called Reduction of Benefits, an event
usually accompanied by a lecture on how you should be grateful you still have a
job. Except that here, in Silicon Valley, there's plenty of other jobs. I can't
help but think I'm witnessing a project's slide "down the tubes", as all the
good people leave. In fact I've been thinking this very Atlas Shrugged-style
ending to be probably common at Y2K, when all those savvy members of the ruling
class split for their secluded ranchos and bug-out country houses next year,
where they'll go to "ride this thing out". If life goes on without significant
interruption, others will assume their positions. When will they come back? How
will they be received?
Since I no longer work in a single-story complex, once again I use stairways
several times a day. Each time I ascend on, as I stretch forward grabbing the
hand-rail, I'm reminded of the horror at my previous job back East, which
fueled my hatred for gum-chewers. One of them would park his used wad on the
underside of the hand-rail, not just anywhere but just above one of the
supports. The unaware, reaching forward, would only come in contact with the gum
with their whole weight behind them - no way to shift at the last moment.
Incredibly disgusting, and all of you who chew gum are guilty - don't try to
explain your way out of it, you stick your used goo under tables also. Your
only means of redemption is to quit chewing gum - switch to toothpicks (and be
cool, like me) if you must feed your oral fixations.
Three Odd Exclamations
I saw this somewhere on a web page today:
"I don't give a mouthful of piss what you think!"
There's an odd expression - I'm reminded of that weird
one U came up with, apparently popular among his
co-workers down at the shop, back when we were
roomies:
"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!"
Huh!? They're both askew, in the
same direction as that
Mackenzie girl's in "American Graffiti":
"You're almost as ugly as I am!"
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