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 Awoke with a bad headache early this morning; 
took some aspirin but was unable to get back to sleep. 
Pain was still raging when I arrived at the Palo Alto 
Medical Foundation (or clinic) for my physical exam, 
and was not helped by their making me wait another 
half-hour. The new doctor listened, looked, and prodded; 
then he put on a glove, lubed up with the K-Y Jelly, and 
while performing the rudest inspection <1> 
he advised me that my prostate was very small; typical 
for a man my age. Fun fact, according to the M.D.: the 
average human generates a quart of mucus each day. 
Afterwards, on my way back to work, I 
stopped off at home for an Esgic tablet; now, two 
hours later, the headache is receding and coming out of it 
feels rejuvenating! 
 I'm reading Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods - he's a 
stitch. This is a record of his hike up the Appalachian Trail (AT) 
with a rotund chum named Katz. Snow in the upper reaches has 
them languishing in the very small town of Franklin, 
Georgia: 
I wanted to get back on the trail, to knock off miles. It 
was what we did. Besides, I was bored to a point somewhat 
beyond being bored out of my mind. Late on the third 
afternoon I stood in a Burger King and studied, with 
absorption, the photographs of the manager and his 
executive crew (reflecting on the curious fact that 
people who go into hamburger management always look 
as if their mother slept with Goofy), then slid one 
pace right to examine the Employee of the Month 
awards. It was then that I realized I had to get 
out of Franklin.
Bryson provides such entertaining reading, yet I hear 
some "treehuggers" find this book offensive because of 
his cavalier, unrepentant attitude about littering. <2> 
If you want to read more of him 
check this entry. 
 The post-op foot pain is noticeably less severe today. 
 This just in off the BBC - latest 
incident of "air rage": A fight among twelve 
passengers aboard a London-Jamaica flight ended 
yesterday with an emergency, unscheduled landing 
in Norfolk. |