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  Chef loves 
  you. Yes, indeedy. 

Banana and Popcorn 
  Salad
1 banana, peeled 
  and cut in half lengthwise
Lettuce leaf
Popcorn
Mayonnaise
Place the banana 
  on the lettuce leaf. Scatter popcorn over the banana and put dabs of mayonnaise 
  here and there.
Makes 1 serving
Hmmm, only 1 serving? 
  How odd. "Very artistic and economical," according to the creator 
  of this recipe, who shall remain nameless because the the author of "Fashionable 
  Food," Sylvia Lovegren , refuses to provide the name. I would love to provide 
  the name--and address--of this person. I think we'll call her Dotty Smutny. 
  Lovegren dubs this The Worst Salad of the Twenties.
 

 
1924 Italian Spaghetti
1 pound spag
1 T butter
1 T flour
2 cups cold water
2 cups sliced American 
  cheese
8 small garlic cloves, 
  minced
2 onions, sliced
salt and cayenne
1 cup light cream
1 8-oz. can tomato 
  sauce
Boil the spaghetti 
  1 hour (!!!#@*!) in salted water. Strain, pour cold water over the spaghetti, 
  then drain. Put the spaghetti in a buttered baking dish. Preheat the oven to 
  350 degrees. Melt the butter in a large saucepan. Stir in the flour and cook 
  for 1 minute, then stir in the 2 cups cold water. Add the cheese, garlic, onions 
  and seasonings. Bring to a boil. Stir in the cream and tomato sauce and cook 
  for 1 minute more, but do not boil. Pour the cooked sauce over the spaghetti 
  and bake for 20 minutes.
Makes 8 servings
This one's also 
  from "Fashionable Food," as is the dessert ...
 
Tang Pie
1 9-inch graham 
  cracker crust, baked
1 14-oz. can sweetened 
  condensed milk
1 8-oz. carton sour 
  cream
1/4 cup plus 2 T 
  Tang powder
1 8-oz. tub Cool 
  Whip
Mix the milk, sour 
  cream and Tang together. Fold in half of the Cool Whip. Spoon into the pie shell. 
  Top with the rest of the Cool Whip. Chill.
Makes 8 servings
 
 
   
     
       
         
          Egg 
            and 
            Olive 
            Penguins
        
      
    
  

Each little fellow 
  is fashioned from a big hard-cooked egg, a couple of "giant" ripe 
  olives and a few pieces of carrot.
 
Cut thin slice from 
  large end of each peeled egg, stand up [not you! the egg!]. For penguin's head, 
  peg olive to egg with toothpick. Use 
  1/4 of a ripe olive (cut lengthwise) for each wing, a lengthwise sliver for 
  the "necktie"; toothpick in place.
For feet, cut a 
  lengthwise slice of carrot--a little less than 1/8 inch thick; cut the slice 
  crosswise in 3/4- inch lengths. Taper sides of each piece of carrot and notch 
  wide end to make webbed foot; tuck a pair part way under each egg. Whittle a 
  beak from carrot and push into "head."
This recipe was 
  found in "Meals with a FOREIGN FLAIR," copyright 1963 by Better Homes 
  and Gardens, which boasts on the contents page: "Each food was tested over 
  and over till it rated superior--in practicality, ease of preparation, and deliciousness."
 
 
 
 
 
And 
  here's how they look if you make them for a pierogi-and-mashed- 
  potato meal that also features food shaped like Texas. 

 
 
And 
  here's what happens if you forget one on a plate overnight after a raucous housewarming 
  party. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
