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      I'm turning from the kitchen sink
      toward the table, drying my hands on my pants and thinking about
      cleaning up some leftover potato chips by just crumpling them
      up in the napkin they're lying on and throwing them away. 
       
      irpe (urp) n. a smirk
      of the face; a twisting of the body 
       
      
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       Shrek 
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              We're
            big believers in impossible deadlines. We routinely set goals
            for ourselves that we know we will have trouble meeting, since
            they motivate us to work hard. But part of having high expectations
            is knowing when you're asking too much, and backing off. Sometimes
            you just can't meet artificial deadlines, at least not without
            sacrificing quality, and certainly not when your goals for the
            project keep expanding during its development. 
            So it is with the update/overhaul of our shopping cart, which
            I've been yammering about on this page for months. Once we'd
            hoped it would be done by Thanksgiving, then before Xmas, and
            finally, by today, Jan 10th. But it still ain't done. To increase
            the pressure on this most recent deadline, Kristin even deactivated
            the old shopping cart, so that we wouldn't be able to take any
            new orders until we got the new system running. But with the
            holidays behind us and other production deadlines looming, we've
            realized that getting some new stuff sent to the printers is
            actually more urgent right now than working on the shopping cart
            overhaul. So, Kristin has turned the old shopping cart back on,
            and now we're focusing on production tasks like Nanofictionary,
            our 2002 catalog, cardboard store displays for our products,
            and the overdue Geronimo Inquirer. 
            And we're not making any more predictions as to when the new
            site will launch. It'll get done when it gets done.
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                The Anthrax thing has affected us in an indirect
                  way... a payment we mailed to the U.S. Patent Office got stuck
                  in quarantine, which means my IceTowers patent still hasn't issued
                  yet, which means we won't have the patent number in time to include
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                I finally got my first DVD player, and I'm loving
                  its "Repeat A-B" option! It makes trivial the task
                  of looping a segment of video, something I used a spend a lot
                  of time doing the hard way with a couple of VCRs. Of course,
                  I only have a couple of actual DVDs so far, but there are lots
                  of great loopable moments in the animated version of the Lord
                  of the Rings... |  
               
              
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                "In terms of whether my body would be unhappy
                  without it, I'm also 'addicted' to a number of other prescribed
                  drugs and to food, water, oxygen, and my sweetie. Addiction is
                  an overrated concept." -- Geov Parrish,
                  "A
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