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      night," he said quietly, while waiting for the Automatic
      Return Cycle to engage. But the accounts were wrong; the great
      ship sank 9 minutes early. 200 years in the future, the Titanic
      claims an extra victim.   "Dr. Granite should be in in just a moment."
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        Reefer Madness :-( 
 Good argument forlegalization of pot.
 And gun control laws.
  
          A Hard Day's Night Paul McCartney's grandfather (who's very clean)
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      to be someday, when I'm an old guy. 
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                Thursday
              June 24, 1999
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          |  A Week at the Beach
 We're just back from spending the better part of a week in
            Nag's Head, North Carolina, with my 3 older brothers, my parents,
            and assorted nieces, nephews, and wives. It's been a long time
            since we've gotten one of these trips together... when we were
            growing up, we used to go on roadtrips every summer. As a family,
            we've been to all 50 states. But now that we're all grown-ups,
            a big family trip only happens once every 3 or 4 years. This
            is one of those years, and this year, we rented a cottage at
            the beach for a week. Despite some less than perfect weather, the crazyness of having
            two-year-old twins running about, and the fact that we couldn't
            find the darts for the dartboard, it was a great trip. We had
            a wonderful beachside cottage, we swam in the ocean and flew
            kites and rode bikes and played games and explored the beach
            and the town and otherwise just relaxed. We also did something
            I've always wanted to do: Hang Gliding.  Aviation
            trivia buffs will recall that the Wright Brothers made their
            historic first flight at Kitty Hawk, which is just a few miles
            south of where we were, on the Outer Banks. It's a prime location
            for hang gliding, for the same reasons that Orville and Wilbur
            choose it as their airstrip: it has soft, steady breezes and
            soft, forgiving sand dunes -- ideal for crash landings. So, Kristin
            and I signed up for lessons
            and had our own historic first flights.
 As a hang gliding first timer, you gain your wings with the
            human equivalent of training wheels: two instructors run alongside
            your glider, spotting you and calling out instructions as you
            swoop along the dune at an altitude of about 7 feet. Our 5 flights
            were all very brief, covered distances shorter than Orville's
            first trip aloft, and almost as often as not found us crashing
            into the sand at the end... but they were also wonderful and
            exhilarating and left us wanting more. There's talk of making
            this trip a new annual family tradition, so perhaps we'll take
            more lessons next year. It takes about 8 such lessons to get
            certified for solo flying.
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               The informal
              attitude at the beach is great for someone like Kristin, who
              has a perfume allergy, since hardly anyone there seems to wear
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               "An
              embarrassment to any neighborhood" - slogan
              of a beach bar called Kokomo Joe's |  
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               "I
              hate you... and I vote!" - bumper sticker
              seen in New Jersey by Judy |  |