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   abecedarian(ey'-bee-see-dair'-ee-un) adj. 1a: of or relating
      to the alphabet. b: alphabetically arranged. 2: rudimentary.
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      Man Group on "Earth To America!"
 
 
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      Police Raids: An Epidemic of "Isolated Incidents"
 
   "My Fiancée has Fluxx 2.1 and he would like the
      upgrade for Christmas. The game is a blast. It even helped him
      form a geeky game bond with my dad!" --
      Comments with an order from Gillian V of Centreville, VA 
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                |  | This Year's Holiday Gift | 
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          |  Well,
            it seems like most people have gotten their copies by now, so
            the time has come to tell everyone else about the really cool
            thing we just mailed out to around 6000 of our fans
            and customers.
 Much like last
            year's gift, the mailing consisted of a holiday greeting
            card with something special tucked inside. The front of the card featured the cartoons
            shown here. Below you can see what's inside the card: a promo
            Martian Coaster, in a new color: Black! On the back of the card are these instructions on How to use
            your new promo coaster: 
              As is: Just park your beverage on it!
              As a game component: Get Martian
              Coasters and Treehouse
              (plus a standard die), and up to five people can play!
              5 player setup: Place all the coasters together as
              shown. Make 5 mixed-color Trees and put each onto the center
              of a coaster of a color not included in that Tree.
              To find the game store nearest you that sells our products,
              please visit: ROSTER.LOONEYLABS.COM
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          |  We
            mailed these out free to everyone with an account in our system,
            but even after a monumental effort by Kristin to get our database
            cleaned up and purged of duplicate and known bad addresses, we've
            gotten a pile of returns, and we keep hearing from this person
            or that, about not having gotten theirs yet. But it sounds like
            most people have gotten theirs, and everyone seems to be enjoying
            them, so Happy Holidays! (And if you didn't get one, or you need
            more, leftovers
            are available now in our webstore!)
 T hanks
            for reading, and remember, games
            make great gifts! |  
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                |  | I'm really enjoying this book by Steve Almond called CandyFreak.
                  Being a candy
                  freak myself, and also a professional Game
                  Designer, I'm intrigued by the realization that there's a
                  similarly rare and desirable job out there, which only a lucky
                  few (and yet, more than you might think) get to say is their
                  job: Candy Bar Designer. In the chapter entitled "There
                  Are Men Upon This Earth Who Tread Like Gods," there's a
                  story from Dave Bolton (inventor of the Five Star Bar, whose
                  official title is Chocolate Engineer) about being offered "the
                  best piece of candy you've ever eaten" and replying that
                  he was actually the inventor of the candy bar the guy was offering
                  him. Wow, that's even cooler than me finding a group of strangers
                  playing Fluxx! |  
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                      | "Is Time Real?" -- cryptic
                        question posed by a sign seen on an overpass last week in Morgantown
                        West Virginia | 
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                |  | "Like Iraq, the drug war has been pressing ahead at
                  enormous cost and destruction without a pause for an honest assessment
                  of whether the tactics are working, or will ever work. Yet
                  while it only took three years for the American people to lose
                  patience with the Iraq War, the drug war has been dragging on
                  virtually unchallenged for three decades. Given the cost,
                  it's baffling that taxpayers haven't demanded more accountability. 
                  State and federal drug fighting efforts cost roughly $1 billion
                  a week. Here's the return on that money: Zero.  Despite
                  keeping more than 300,000 people locked up for drug offenses,
                  narcotics use has held steady for 20 years."
                  -- Nolan Finley, "Subject
                  Drug War To The Iraq War Test" |  |  
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