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 "Dear Looney Labs: Our family doesn't venture out of
      the house without a deck of Fluxx. We've played everywhere from
      a houseboat on Lake Shasta to a chalet in Lake Tahoe to on a
      Washington State Ferry. We just love your games!"
      -- letter from Chris K of Mountain View, CA 
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                |  | Icebreaker 2 Release Date
                  Announced! |  |  
          |  Wow,
            the time sure does fly. I can't believe it's been almost two
            years since I
            first reported that the 3DO encryption method had been broken,
            and that a company called OlderGames
            was interested in publishing the unreleased sequel to my videogame,
            Icebreaker.
            But it's all true, and amazingly enough, everything's on track
            for the upcoming release of Icebreaker 2! They've even started
            taking pre-orders!
 Icebreaker 2 will make its official debut on July 28th at
            the tenth Classic Gaming Expo,
            held at the Riviera casino in Las Vegas. (Pre-orders not picked
            up at the show will be mailed out immediately afterwards.) The game itself will look & function exactly as it did
            when I last worked on it, back in 1996. (Talk about time flying!!!)
            Although there are many little things about it which I'd like
            to adjust, no updates to the software were possible... even if
            I had time to work on it, I don't have access to the antiquated
            hardware environment necessary to make updates to my old software.
            All I could offer to OlderGames for their new independent encryption
            was the final work-in-progress disc I burned for myself before
            Magnet Interactive Studios imploded. But it worked! They successfully
            took my carefully-preserved disc image, and created the first
            new game disc in over a decade that can be run on a standard
            3DO multiplayer. And now they're going to publish it, so that
            anyone with an old 3DO box can finally play it! Woo-hoo! Although I haven't actually created anything new inside the
            game since 1996, the art you see here (which will be featured
            on the packaging) is totally fresh. It was newly created for
            this release by none other than Dave
            Bondi, the animator who originally brought those pesky little
            pyramids to life. I was particularly keen to get Bondi's involvement on this
            project, since his original contributions to Icebreaker 2 are
            part of what makes it so cool that it's finally getting published.
            By the time I started creating Icebreaker 2, Dave had long since
            been reassigned to other projects at Magnet, but even so, he
            managed to sneak in the time needed to create new animations
            for me as I added new types of pyramids into the mix for the
            sequel. My favorite of these never-before-seen animations is
            the meltdown of the metal pyramid (which heats up as you shoot
            it but can cool down again if you don't finish it off fast enough)
            into a pool of lava. (Thanks again for all the extra work, Dave!
            You rock!)
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          |  The metal pyramid
            is just one of the many cool features you'll find in Icebreaker
            2. For details on the others, check out the
            memo I wrote about it in 1996, or watch the YouTube
            video I made about it this week. Also be sure to check out
            my newly updated Icebreaker
            home pages, which include a
            list of all the levels in the new game and the names of the
            people who designed them!
 Most of all, if you want to be able to play my totally new
            ancient videogame, and you don't already own a 3DO, it's time
            to start looking for one on eBay, because Icebreaker 2 comes
            out on July 28th!!!
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          |  Thanks
            for reading, and have a great week! |  
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                |  | "Icebreaker
                  2 was created but never released and can only be played at
                  the creator's house in a custom built arcade style machine."
                  -- text on the
                  wikipedia page about Icebreaker, which will need to be updated
                  soon (it'd be nice if they added my name while they were at it,
                  instead of just calling me "the creator") |  
                |  | A "sleep helmet" has been invented, which somehow
                  puts you to sleep instantly, and so fully that you get all the
                  benefits of full-night's sleep in just 3 hours. Finally! That's
                  the kind of Life-in-the-Future invention I've been waiting for
                  almost as long as my personal Jet-Pack! As someone who already
                  experiments quite a bit with how
                  I sleep, I can't wait to try Giulio
                  Tononi's Sleep Helmet! |  
                |  | "Of course, when the Founders wrote the constitution,
                  they provided for a war czar, whom the called 'the president'
                  and designated as the commander-in-chief. Apparently, by trying
                  to create a new czar, the White House is finally admitting that
                  George W just isn't up to the job of coordinating his own appointees,
                  including the secretaries of defense, state, and so on. However,
                  the performance of our self-proclaimed 'war president' has been
                  so disastrous that the Bushites are having a hard time finding
                  anyone willing to take the czar job. Three retired four-star
                  generals have already turned down the offer. As one of them,
                  retired Marine General Jack Sheehan, said 'The very fundamental
                  issue is, they don't know where they hell they're going.'" -- Jim Hightower, from the "Wanted: War Czar"
                  sidebar to the cover story of the May 2007 issue of the Hightower
                  Lowdown: "Yet
                  The War Goes On" |  |  |